He called after I revealed toe-curling details of the Walthamstow band’s upcoming comeback track, F*** That.

But Brian, so friendly I suspect he dropped one of his disco biscuits before calling me, insisted the song is a demo.

He told me: “I fink the backing track is quality, man. The lyrics were us trying to be as controversial as we could.

“We even looked up f*** in the dictionary to see what it meant.

“We were the rebels of the music industry so we wanted to write a rebellious song.

“We could give Take That a run for their money. We don’t have our original line-up, eiver, so we’ve got summink in common.”

Brian plans to use the track as part of a soundtrack for a violent Brit flick, Fightback, he is shooting. So I look forward to bringing you a review of that masterpiece, too.

The Sun

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